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Top 5 references to Jesus in Gorky's Zygotic Mynci lyrics [23 Jul 2008|09:50pm]

1. Dwedes ti bod roedd Iesu yn edrych fel gitar
You said that Jesus looks like a guitar
2. Wedyn dechreuodd Iesu ware ei gitar
Then Jesus started playing his guitar
3. Ers i draw am te dar Iesu
I went round to Jesus' house for tea
4. Well oedd Iesu yn hwylio ei bad
Gyda chymorth ei tad
Well Jesus was sailing his boat
With help from his dad
5. Yn un llaw rwy'n dal llun o'r Iesu
In one hand I'm holding a picture of Jesus

OK, so all of these are from the same song ("Miriam O Farbel"), with the exception of #4, which is from "Morwyr O Hyd Yn Llad Eu Hun Ar Y Tir".
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Top 5 Wikipedia-incorporating names of Facebook users [10 Jul 2008|09:35pm]

1. Wikipedia Jones
2. Mohammed Wikipedia
3. Wikipedia Corn
4. Jennifer Wikipedia
5. Neil Wikipedia

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Five names for Kerrang!-type emo/metalcore bands [25 Nov 2007|12:22pm]

[ mood | yeeaawn ]

Razorblade Rollerblade
My Hairline Aches
Stop Kicking Her in the Minnie
Oh Christ Who Bought These Teabags
You Smell

(Originally posted to the Southern Lord forum.)

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Five songs Marc Bolan might have written had he survived the crash [20 Sep 2006|09:39am]

[ mood | dozy ]

"(I'm a) Crunk Canoodler"
"Salome Omipaloni"
"Lay Me an Aubergine"
"Wack Gak Pakamac"
"Sweaty Arm Explosion"

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5 famous people named Egon [31 Aug 2006|11:14pm]

I used my brain to think of the requisite number of Egons, then I used a computer to access articles on said Egons.

1. Egon Bondy
2. Egon Ronay
3. Egon Schiele
4. Egon Spengler from Ghostbusters
5. Egon Krenz
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One convoluted premise for a Top 5 list. [25 Jul 2006|10:55pm]

Top 5 stopovers on long-distance flights I have been on, ranked by how much I would like to actually visit the places in question instead of just stopping there (phew)
1. Papeete
2. Hong Kong
3. Los Angeles
4. Honolulu
5. Kuala Lumpur
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[12 Jul 2006|06:14pm]

I'm new. Anyway.

Five Worst Words:

1. moist
2. slacks
3. silt
4. flit
5. sixth
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[23 Jun 2006|03:06am]

Top 5 phrases relating to cannabis

1) South African drugs reefer-style spliff doobie
2) Fatty boom batty
3) Doob
4) A cheeky toke
5) The green dream
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[30 May 2006|12:36am]


1.) your borstal clothes
2.) your fiddly bits
3.) www.woodybap.com
4.) moses (see 3)
5.) ...away your sins. (see 3 & 4)

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OH! [22 Apr 2006|06:21pm]

Top five searchs I didnt expect wikipedia to have articles for:

1. "Cant sleep, clown will eat me"
2. "Bollocks"
3. "Particle man"
4. "Honey to the B"
5. "Jimbo Jones"
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[11 Apr 2006|01:43am]



and tons more Top 10 Lists
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10 [05 Feb 2006|02:17am]

10 yea 10 names per gender, of
Gwynith Paltro's next baerby name bets

1. Salami
2. Figgy
3. Stegosaurus
4. Telegram
5. Beigeish
6. Nougat
7. Clicky
8. Pom-Bar
9. Jeroffidies
10. Swebbo

1. Flancesca
2. Pinking-Shears
3. Sardina
4. Wheatgerm
5. Opple
6. Eggys
7. Spamulet
8. Su'umboko
9. Splint
10. Soggy
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Top 5 of famous penguins [16 Jan 2006|11:23am]

1. the Penguin Books penguin
2. Pingu
3. the Penguin chocolate biscuits penguin
4. Pokey the penguin
5. the Linux penguin
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[06 Nov 2005|06:21pm]

Words I've gotten wrong.

1. "The house is covered in balderdash" (Pebbledash)
2. "She was wearing a jihad" (burqha)
3. "Is this Franz Kafka?" (Franz Ferdinand)

I don't actually have 5, so I'll leave those up to you please.
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[04 Nov 2005|06:45pm]

In response to Emma's post, I bring you top five extinct birds with funny names:
1. Laughing owl
2. Po'o-uli
3. Society parakeet
4. Mysterious starling
5. Reunion owl

And some made up ones I wouldn't be surprised existed (once)Collapse )
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[03 Nov 2005|07:36pm]

top five birds:

1) puffin
2) toucan
3) penguin
4) burrowing owl
5) carrier pigeon (he is far more helpful than any of the other birds, he deserves a blue peter badge)

feel free to get yourselves into fits of righteous indignation
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this belonged in here but i found it languishing in my journal. [24 Oct 2005|06:56pm]

Things I most certainly did not get round to doing today.

1) secretly but accurately draw a map of madagascar on the underneath of a table for future peoples to discover
2) boil a tangerine to discover its secrets
3) invent a new form of greaseproof paper
4) explore a mangrove swamp
5) discover the rompf-chompf beast in said swamp and push forwards the boundaries of modern zoology for decades to come
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More dinnerladies [22 Oct 2005|10:34am]

Things it was generally agreed that certain dinnerladies at my school looked like:
1. A penguin (the lengthy dinnerlady jacket thing helped)
2. Susan from Neighbours (the penguin one also)
3. Hippo-frog (Voice of frog, looks of hippo)
4. A pigeon "duffing itself up" (like fluffing - to remember which one was Mrs Duff)
5. Your mum (zing!)
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zwei funfs [01 Oct 2005|01:32pm]

What the hell is Trinny short for? Guesses 5:
1. Katrina
2. Trinity
3. Trinidad & Tobago
4. Trever
5. Werburgha

5 things to do in England:
1. Visit my cats
2. Eat Thorntons
3. Eat curry & chips
4. Send a poo to the queen
5. Chase a mouse right under her chair (preferably before 4)
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Retaliation [30 Sep 2005|09:41pm]

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